Dave’s Long Box reviews one of the more accomplished villains in the DC Universe: Kobra.

He sounds a lot like Cobra Commander from GI Joe, but competent. (He beats up Batman.)

Of course, you couldn’t get much less competent than Cobra Commander; his enemies weren’t exactly rocket scientists, yet they beat Cobra all the time. (Actually, now I’m wondering. Did GI Joe have a rocket scientist? And if they did, would he have been called Booster?) 🙂

Sample line:

“The Chrissstian God is known for his forgiveness… but the Cobra God has no such weaknessess! That is why I will one day rule! Dispose of this carrion and open a channel to the Pentagon!”