More McSweeney’s Goodness
Recommended:
- Kanye West’s Lyric “The Way School Need Teachers / The Way Kathie Lee Needed Regis / That’s the Way I Need Jesus,” Adapted for Other Religions by Martin Bell
- The Next Thing Said After Select Famous Phrases by Marc Tyler Nobleman
- Translated Thoughts and Questions That Are Running Through a North Korean Refugee’s Mind When He Is Awarded Political Asylum in the United States, Settles Down, Turns on the Television, and the First Thing He Sees Is a Fancy Feast Cat-Food Commercial by David Aldridge
- Implausible Claims Made by Vanilla Ice in His 1990 No. 1 Hit “Ice Ice Baby” by Doug Erickson
- 2008 Presidential Stump Speech of Billy Bush, Cousin of George W. Bush and Access Hollywood Entertainment Reporter by Teddy Wayne
