Jimmy Olsen as Robert Evans
One fan’s imagining of Jimmy Olsen’s memoirs:
“Did I turn into a giant turtle monster? I sure did. Did I drink the elastic serum? You bet. Did I marry a gorilla? And how. Do I regret any of it? NOT ON YOUR LIFE, PAL.”
You know, if Jimmy Olsen was really Robert Evans, that would make a great comic book. 
