2. Have you ever debased a nation’s currency? On when I was a dictator, working at McDonalds when I was 14…

3. Have you ever killed the wrong person? No…but I haven’t yet killed the right person either.

4. Have you ever torn out someone’s tongue? No…but I have bitten several people’s tongues… oh, you’re not asking about that…

5. Have you ever been a professional critic? No…not critical at all

6. Have you ever wiped out a family? Only my mom with my hyperness and general inquisitiveness.

7. Have you ever tried to give sanity a bad name? Sanity is hereditary, as is insanity. ‘Nouf said.

8. Have you consistently practiced sex in some unnatural fashion? ???.

9. Have you ever made a planet, or nation, radioactive? Shane says my dad is radioactive. I don’t know what that would make me.

10. Have you ever made love to a dead body? Ick.

11. Have you ever engaged in piracy? I like pie-rats.

12. Have you ever been a pimp? No, but I want a pimp cane.

13. Have you ever eaten a human body? Define ‘eating’ (come on, you know I had to go there).

14. Have you ever disfigured a beautiful thing? Have I ever known a truly beautiful thing? What is a thing?

15. Have you ever exterminated a species? Only through too much thought.

16. Have you ever been a professional executioner? Killer of people’s hopes and dreams.

17. Have you ever given robots a bad name? Don’t pick on the robots.

18. Have you ever set a booby trap? Nope.

19. Have you ever failed to rescue your leader? I’m usually the leader so I can blame others for failing to rescue me (even if it was my fault).

That was fun.