‘Sexy tops?’
One of the hazards of keeping the TV on as background noise while working over a weekend is that you might end up hearing fashion advice for guys. What I just heard: “Sexy tops, lowcut shirts, and skinny jeans” are in for men.
Okay, if you’ve seen the pictures in a photographic record, you kind of know what I look like. What I now can’t get out of my head is a picture of me, dressed in a lowcut satin shirt with a sequin pattern and a pair of jeans that look like they were painted on. Suffice it to say, at 5’6″ and the approximate weight of an NFL running back, that’s not a good picture, for me or the rest of the world. TV fashion shows should carry liability insurance. 
August 28th, 2006 at 7:49 am
So, now I know what you are doing when you say you are working. Really, you are imagining yourself in a sexy top. Really, I think you should get an ascot like the Pive.
August 28th, 2006 at 10:19 am
Yep, the Pive was looking pretty stylin’. If Jonathan Antin saw him, he’d cry.
August 28th, 2006 at 12:49 pm
J.A. would say, “his hair was so banging, he looked like he washed it with bottled water”.