The Phantom City

June 29, 2007

I, Simpson

Filed under: — Shane Thacker 2:50 pm

Just in case you don’t know what I look like, I offer here an accurate representation of myself:

Shane, Simpson

Handsome devil, that. All yellow and…ahem…a few pounds less heavy than I would have thought.

It’s from the Simpsons Avatar Creator, on The Simpsons movie site. Their application works even better than the one for South Park, but South Park’s does let you become a pirate, which is cool.

Link courtesy of Best Week Ever, which tries for Paris Hilton, but I think this might work better as Paris in the Simpsons universe:

Inanimate Carbon Rod

The Inanimate Carbon Rod. :)

June 19, 2007

Spam and Amanda Bynes

Filed under: — Shane Thacker 8:58 pm

I love the Akismet integration in WordPress. It does such a great job of protecting me from comment spam I barely have to moderate anymore. 9,048 spam comments and counting.

However, sometimes I do wander into the spam room to see what’s popular lately, and this time one particular entry struck me:

Thanks for the good site and usefulinfo. I found amanda bynes feet

That’s good, Spam. You found her feet. I hope the rest was still attached, and no tragedy has befallen Ms. Bynes.

June 7, 2007

Hot 5

Filed under: — Shane Thacker 9:18 pm

Hmm, looks like Maxim came out with its Hot 100 (supposedly straight), and AfterEllen.com responded with a lesbian version. Let’s see how they match up with a…uh…“random” list of five women.

List Maxim rank AfterEllen rank
Alyson Hannigan n/a 74
Jenna Fischer n/a n/a
Kristen Bell 46 56
Sarah McLachlan n/a n/a
Shakira 38 n/a

Yep, looks like my interests aren’t well-represented on either list, but more closely on the Maxim side based on the numbers. However, I was surprised at how much easier it would be to pick a second five from the AfterEllen list. C’mon, Maxim, you seriously listed Lindsay Lohan (#1, no less), Fergie (#10), and Shanna Moakler (I’m not going to bother looking that up) in your top 100? Combine that with Second Life avatars, and it’s just wasted space.

May 17, 2007

Veronica Mars has left the building

Filed under: — Shane Thacker 1:51 pm

I’m going to step out on a really wide, solid limb here, and say that the first season of Veronica Mars was the best show on television that year. (Yeah, that includes Lost.) The second season almost measured up to that standard. Then the CW decided to start messing with it, and then they canceled it. Thanks, CW, for saving us from quality television. :(

In the meantime, pick up Veronica Mars – The Complete First Season. You will enjoy it.

March 26, 2007

Buck Rogers in the 20th Century, Eighth Decade

Filed under: — Shane Thacker 2:51 pm

The Buck Rogers pilot was released in theaters before its TV debut, and X-Ray Spex has the movie’s far different take on the opening credits.

While it would be hard to complain about Erin Gray in a silver suit, I wonder why Buck appears to be making out with Tootsie? (Those are some huge glasses/goggles/whatever.) :)

February 23, 2007

Takei on Hardaway

Filed under: — Shane Thacker 10:42 pm

Hee hee hee… :)

Courtesy of PeterDavid.net.

January 28, 2007

Beauty and the Geek topics

Filed under: — Shane Thacker 7:17 pm

We like to watch the show Beauty and the Geek on The CW. It’s an interesting social experiment, even though it requires a lot of stereotyping to function. However, it normally treats it with a little self-consciousness. However, catching up on recent episodes, we heard this statement: “Guys, we’re going to ask you questions about topics women like to talk about: Fashion, beauty, and pop culture.” The women were asked questions about aeronautics.

Wow. Just…wow. :|

Actually, I’ve never really understood the pop culture basis of many of the “Geek” questions. While it’s possible a geek might lock themselves away from the rest of the world, most smart people I know tend to be information sponges. I’m thinking there’s a decent likelihood that they’re going to know pop culture references that the audience is also expected to know. On the other hand, field-specific information that hasn’t been studied since high school seems a little more likely to stump “Beauties” who don’t normally get exposed to any of it. As a result, the challenges are usually more interesting than the quiz sessions at the end.

Update: Just noticed that the quiz section is much shorter this year. Maybe the producers thought it was boring as well. :)

January 23, 2007

Acting!

Filed under: — Shane Thacker 9:21 pm

You know, I missed out on this particular cultural phenomenon, and now I am so sorry that I did. All My Children. Transsexual. Zarf. “I have a penis.” Words fail.

Courtesy of Best Week Ever.

January 22, 2007

Me in South Park

Filed under: — Shane Thacker 5:28 pm

What I would look like in South Park:

South Park Shane

You can make your own as well.

Link courtesy of HOWBlog.

January 16, 2007

There are Klingons in the White House

Filed under: — Shane Thacker 3:08 pm

Congressman David Wu (D-Oregon) warns: “Don’t let faux Klingons send real Americans to war!” Sage words, indeed.

Link courtesy of TV Squad

Update: Yes, by including the video in the page, the XHTML 1.1 validation is completely screwed up.

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