I am not drinking Mountain Dew right now. I am drinking Lipton Brisk Lemon Iced Tea (with other natural flavors) out of a can. I pressed the button on the machine for Mountain Dew, but apparently the drink machine guy is looking out after my health and wellbeing.

It’s not bad. I grew up drinking iced tea, before I discovered the Mountain Dew elixir, but I don’t understand the label “with other natural flavors.” It tastes like tea with lemon, which tastes like tea, lemon juice, sugar, and water. All pretty much expected in lemon iced tea. What would the other natural flavors include…aluminum can?