I received this spam today at work:

I’m new, it’s Julie Alot of the times I feel weird, even my girlfriends told me that …. old time friend suggested
to put my hot videos somehow online. My website is like my new hobby AllCome check website I put together, I’m not that good tho with comp skills yet but tell me what you think

She’s not that good with spelling, grammar, punctuation, spacing, or line breaks either. 🙂