Or perhaps “Fergie Ferg” fails words. Fergie, from the Black Eyed Peas, in her first solo video.

I didn’t think anything could compare to the lyric “lovely lady lumps,” but she somehow surpasses it with this song. At least people could pretty accurately guess what the lyrics meant in My Humps. In this song, what the heck is her “London Bridge?”

Update: YouTube pulled the video. Of course, someone uploaded it again immediately here.