Kissing Suzy Kolber teaches Trash Talking 301. If the NFL were actually like this, I’d want all the players miked. 🙂

“Excuse me, sir. Was it your responsibility to prevent me from catching the pigskin on that play? I’m not sure whom to address, as none of your allies were in my field of vision whilst I raced untouched to the end zone.”

“I do say, your first-born son bears my likeness.”

“You have failed in your task of preventing me from procuring a new set of downs! I plan on doing this again, while you watch helplessly.”