Actor Drake Hogestyn — John Black on Days of our Lives — and his family were attacked by a deranged man who wanted to exorcise Satan out of John Black, apparently confused about his Satanic possession storylines. He also hadn’t watched Days recently enough to realize that John Black is a supersoldier who can grab you by the hair and punch you in the face justlikethat. 🙂

Everyone’s fine, except the deranged man. No word as to Stefano’s involvement.