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Well, you know us programmers, always looking for a bigger machine.
Women laugh at you.
Oh, great. I thought they were laughing with me.
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Well, I am male, and I have been enlarging ever since college…good food, good times. But as far as adoration, well, I already thought that ladies love me, girls adore me, I mean even the ones who never saw me…. So I’m not sure how that would be better.
I used. My wife is really happy.
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