One of my more recent Twitter statuses had what sounded like an ad line for Diet Mountain Dew, so I came up with a few more while waiting for .Net Framework 3.5 to install.
“Diet Mountain Dew – You get used to it.”
“Diet Mountain Dew – Shhhh, don’t fret…the cravings stop after a while.”
“Diet Code Red (Cherry Mountain Dew) – The flavor combination that never occurred to you.”
“Diet Dr Pepper – You’ll be pleasantly surprised.”
“Diet Dr Pepper – Making Dr Pepper taste like root beer since 1991.”
“Diet Dr Pepper – Diets and Doctors, in one bottle.”
“Diet Coke – Does this taste funny to you?”
“Diet Coke – Bleh, I think I got your Diet Coke.”
“Diet Coke – You’ll never forget the taste…at least not for the next hour or so.”
“Diet Coke – It’s the first thing you’ll want after waking up from a coma.” (Inside joke. Sorry.)
“Coke Zero – Go from Coke to Diet Coke, and then to Coke Zero. It’ll taste great!”
“Diet Rite – For the last time, we’re not the store brand!”
“Diet Rite – We make Diet Coke look better!”
“Diet Pepsi – For when the restaurant doesn’t carry Diet Coke.”
“Diet RC – Just try to find me!”
“Tab – What the hell was that?!?”
“Tab – Check the date on the can.”
“Tap Water – Why can’t you love me?”
March 24, 2009 at 12:47 pm
how about:
Diet xxxx – poison in a glass, but by the time you can sue, you’ll be too far gone to care
Diet xxxx – gotta die sooner or later, should as well be from fake sweeteners
Diet xxxx – mmm, gotta love that it isn’t just good clean water
Diet xxxx – sure the chemicals will react sometimes, but we think they kill tapeworm.
March 24, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Perhaps also:
Diet xxxx – Try me with Mentos!